{"id":6581187936394,"title":"Mermaid Tears Vodka | 500ML","handle":"mermaid-tears-vodka-500ml","description":"\u003ch2\u003eVodka: Mermaid Tears | 500ML\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis glittery tipple is Mermaid Tears Vodka, a French grain vodka that is supposedly made with the tears of mermaids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder from the Largest \u0026amp; Most Trusted Premium Spirits Marketplace! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatured in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eROLLING STONE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMEN'S JOURNAL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUS WEEKLY\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTICE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMany other small liquor store sites will end up cancelling your order due to the high demand, unavailability or inaccurate inventory counts. We have the ability to source from a large network of licensed retailers to insure in most cases your order is fulfilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 500ML\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProof:\u003c\/b\u003e 80 (40% ABV)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e United Kingdom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDistillery:\u003c\/b\u003e Firebox\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDetailed Description\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis glittery tipple is Mermaid Tears Vodka, a French grain vodka that is supposedly made with the tears of mermaids. Frankly, this brought up all sorts of questions at MoM Towers, so we consulted our Junior In-House Mythological Creature Associate, Taylor. We asked \"How do you make a mermaid cry?\" Taylor assumes it's something to do with watching the sad part of that mermaid film with the singing crab. We asked \"Why are mermaid tears glittery?\" Taylor says that on average, a mermaid eats around 4 tonnes of glitter a year to keep their tail shiny as a way to dazzle and confuse pirates. Glittery tears are a byproduct of this. We asked \"Are mermaids friends with centaurs?\" Taylor says they're on pretty good terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eMermaid Tears Vodka | 500ML Tasting Notes\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNose:\u003c\/b\u003e Aroma is very pleasant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePalate:\u003c\/b\u003e A splendid taste with a warm feel to it. Not to smoky but silky smooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect, long lasting finish.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2021-06-18T10:36:33-04:00","created_at":"2021-05-30T08:30:18-04:00","vendor":"ConciergeUK","type":"Vodka","tags":["dv061821","masterofmalt20266","Proof_75 - 100 (37.5 - 50% ABV)","Type_Vodka"],"price":16999,"price_min":16999,"price_max":16999,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":0,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":39613603774602,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":null,"requires_shipping":true,"taxable":false,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Mermaid Tears Vodka | 500ML","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":16999,"weight":12247,"compare_at_price":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/caskcartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/mermaid-tears-vodka_6d8a86a2-6a50-4a21-be1d-73c8a5e7c3ab.jpg?v=1622379535"],"featured_image":"\/\/caskcartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/mermaid-tears-vodka_6d8a86a2-6a50-4a21-be1d-73c8a5e7c3ab.jpg?v=1622379535","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Mermaid Tears Vodka | 500ML at CaskCartel.com","id":20533219917962,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.542,"height":1000,"width":542,"src":"\/\/caskcartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/mermaid-tears-vodka_6d8a86a2-6a50-4a21-be1d-73c8a5e7c3ab.jpg?v=1622379535"},"aspect_ratio":0.542,"height":1000,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/caskcartel.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/mermaid-tears-vodka_6d8a86a2-6a50-4a21-be1d-73c8a5e7c3ab.jpg?v=1622379535","width":542}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003ch2\u003eVodka: Mermaid Tears | 500ML\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis glittery tipple is Mermaid Tears Vodka, a French grain vodka that is supposedly made with the tears of mermaids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder from the Largest \u0026amp; Most Trusted Premium Spirits Marketplace! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatured in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eROLLING STONE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMEN'S JOURNAL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUS WEEKLY\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTICE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMany other small liquor store sites will end up cancelling your order due to the high demand, unavailability or inaccurate inventory counts. We have the ability to source from a large network of licensed retailers to insure in most cases your order is fulfilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 500ML\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProof:\u003c\/b\u003e 80 (40% ABV)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e United Kingdom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDistillery:\u003c\/b\u003e Firebox\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c!-- split --\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDetailed Description\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis glittery tipple is Mermaid Tears Vodka, a French grain vodka that is supposedly made with the tears of mermaids. Frankly, this brought up all sorts of questions at MoM Towers, so we consulted our Junior In-House Mythological Creature Associate, Taylor. We asked \"How do you make a mermaid cry?\" Taylor assumes it's something to do with watching the sad part of that mermaid film with the singing crab. We asked \"Why are mermaid tears glittery?\" Taylor says that on average, a mermaid eats around 4 tonnes of glitter a year to keep their tail shiny as a way to dazzle and confuse pirates. Glittery tears are a byproduct of this. We asked \"Are mermaids friends with centaurs?\" Taylor says they're on pretty good terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eMermaid Tears Vodka | 500ML Tasting Notes\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNose:\u003c\/b\u003e Aroma is very pleasant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePalate:\u003c\/b\u003e A splendid taste with a warm feel to it. Not to smoky but silky smooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect, long lasting finish.\u003c\/p\u003e"}